Your name is NEPETA LEIJON.
You’re inside your HIVE that is a CAVE. You are about SIX sweeps old and enjoy lots of different things like FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, SHIPPING and DRAWING.
Normally at this time you would be outside, prowling the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS and bring them to their knees with nothing but your SHARP CLAWS AND TEETH. Then you would have taken them home to EAT THEM and maybe WEAR THEIR PELTS FOR FUN. After that you would use their blood and some soot to depict EXCITING TALES FROM THE HUNT in the form of WALL COMICS. Sometimes you’d even draw stories about you and your numerous pals doing goofy things. It’s because of your best pal of all that’s you’re not starting this daily routine, you have a job to do. An IMPORTANT job.
Your trolltag is arsenicCatnip and :33 < *your sp33ch precedes itself with the face of your lusus who is pawssibly the cutest and purrhaps the bestest kitty you have ever s33n!*
What will you do?